How much is your wife (girlfriend) worth? Recently many Chinese websites and forums had the following viral post, calculating the worth of a woman as a marriage partner base on a series of questions. Some netizens posted scores as high as 9500, but some as low as negative scores, thus crated fights between husbands and wives. Most men found it entertaining and just for fun, but women think marriage is not a product, cannot put a price on it. The survey used the Chinese currency (yuan) as the measuring units which angered women who got negative scores even more. "Are you buying vegetables in the market? How can you calculate how much I am worth?"
Of course, love certainly is not to be measured by any data. The so-called calculation is just for entertainment.
Taller than 160 cm, for every 1cm +100
Shorter than 160 cm, for every 1 cm -100
Long hair +150
Can dance +100
Can sing +100
Weights over 110 Jin, for every 10 Jin -100
Weights under 100 Jin, for every 10 Jin -100
Near sighted, if more than 300 degrees, for each 100 degrees over -100
Never had a boyfriend before +100
Older than 23, for each year -100
Has medical history, for each one -100
Doesn't know how to play Majiang +100
Doesn't know how to drink +100
Heavy drinker -200
Smoker-200
Has pet(s) +100… Like pets +50
Can cook +300
Gentle and lovely +100
Childish and Stubborn -200
Always tells you she misses you +100
Likes to bring you to her classmate get-togethers +100
Knows how to care for you… don't let you smoke and drink +100
Does not disturb your personal life +100
Always bugs you to go shopping -100
Puts up makeup the way you like it +100
Doesn't know how to do laundry -200
Fights with you everyday -200
No matter whose fault it is, always contact you first after a fight +100
You talk her into asleep every night +100
Well-behaved +100… only well-behaved to you… and not good to other people +200
Will cry for you +100
Always makes you cry -100
Independent; does not always want you to buy things for her +200
Not being difficult in front of your friends +100
Knows how to put on make up +100
Does laundry for you +100
Mature +100
Does not like to laugh when being with you -200
Wants you to ditch school (work) to be with her -200
Fails exams, for each -100
Gives you things made by her +100
Always says you are ugly -200
Never took sticker pictures –200
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1500 – 2500: normal
2500 – 3500: excellent
Over 3500: Your life is set… hurry up and marry her… before it's too late.
Source: Sina Weibo
Tags: Chinese women, Funny, Internet, Internet meme, Love, Marriage, Weibo
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